avianawareness:

importantbirds:

unhand me

But that fluff… must touch. So fluff. 

avianawareness:

importantbirds:

unhand me

But that fluff… must touch. So fluff. 

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humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

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samandriel:

tribblenauts:

crazyboutfayz:

his squint in the first gif is my favorite

he’s like “did u hide it”

This never gets old

(Source: i-think-i-m-adorable)

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colnchen:

PTSD: The Soldier’s Diaries
Bucky Barnes and his dog |Day start

colnchen:

PTSD: The Soldier’s Diaries

Bucky Barnes and his dog |Day start

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a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

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shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

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The moment when Harry takes Draco's wand

  • J. K. Rowling: I said to Arthur, my American editor - we had an interesting conversation during the editing of seven - the moment when Harry takes Draco's wand, Arthur said, God, that's the moment when the ownership of the Elder wand is actually transferred? And I said, that's right. He said, shouldn't that be a bit more dramatic? And I said, no, not at all, the reverse. I said to Arthur, I think it really puts the elaborate, grandiose plans of Dumbledore and Voldemort in their place. That actually the history of the wizarding world hinged on two teenage boys wrestling with each other. They weren't even using magic. It became an ugly little corner tussle for the possession of wands. And I really liked that - that very human moment, as opposed to these two wizards who were twitching strings and manipulating and implanting information and husbanding information and guarding information, you know? Ultimately it just came down to that, a little scuffle and fistfight in the corner and pulling a wand away.
  • Melissa Anelli: It says a lot about the world at large, I think, about conflict in the world, it's these little things -
  • J. K. Rowing: And the difference one individual can make. Always, the difference one individual can make.

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edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

image

this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

(Source: teenytomlin)

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A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

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haezelsgus:

"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”

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brooklyn nine nine meets tumblr (insp. [x] [x] [x])

(Source: guerrasfrias)

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  • alex turner: i couldnt get the hang of poetry
  • alex turner literally .002 seconds later: thats not a skirt girl thats a sawed off shotgun, and i can only hope you've got it aimed at me

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